After Aunty Cath had finished gluing the beard, she insisted on doing the ultimate ‘tug test.’
“TRINDERELLA!” She yelled, as if I wasn’t stood right next to her. “GET THEM THERE DOGGIES OF YOURS AND GET THEM TO TUG ON YOUR UNCLES BEARD…..IF IT DOESN’T BUDGE, THEN WE HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT!!’
7 dogs, tied to the beard of an elderly man pretending to be Santa… what could go wrong???