Aunty Cath, was even less comforting than I was.
“There’s nothing else for it, our Tom!!” she said, whipping out a big pot of glue from her handbag and sticking his beard to his face.
You might be wondering why she had a bit pot of glue in her handbag, but I’ve learnt it’s best not to ask too many questions when it comes to my family…. Afterall my Grandma did once accidentally buy a giraffe!!!